Blackmail. [WOOOOO -Applause]

This is a forum game where you take rude, crude, disgusting, embarrassing or even funny things that your friends say in the chatbox and post it here to discriminate and/or laugh in their faces.

I'll start:

[05:19:22] Zihao : Are you kidding?
[05:19:26] Zihao : Bockers is having my kids
[05:19:28] @ Sora : Yes.
[05:19:29] @ Sora : xD
[05:19:32] @ Sora : OWUT.
[05:20:52] Zihao : Do you not know how kids are made?
[05:21:03] Zihao : See, when a Zihao picks out a Bockers he likes
[05:21:04] @ Sora : Yes.
[05:21:05] @ Sora : Yes I do.
[05:21:14] * Sora kicks Zihao.
[05:21:15] @ Sora : OK.
[05:21:16] @ Sora : STOP.
[05:21:18] @ Sora : WE GET IT.
[05:21:21] @ Sora : TT~TT
[05:21:44] Zihao : Put I had diagrams...
[05:21:48] Zihao : But*
[05:23:03] Zihao : They were in color!
[05:23:18] @ Austin : XD
[05:23:21] @ Austin : ROFLAMO
[05:23:31] @ Austin : My little Zihao is all grown up...
[05:23:35] @ Austin : *Sniff*
[05:24:04] Zihao : I was apparently married a couple hours ago
[05:24:08] Zihao : what are you talking about?
[05:24:12] Zihao : I've been grown up
[05:24:17] Zihao : I'm even cheating with Bockers

[16:14:23] Null Abarada : So Austin
[16:14:32] Null Abarada : who's going to be kazekage?
[16:14:54] Zihao : Who are the candidates Bockers?
[16:15:54] Null Abarada : Idk whoever is worthy to be I suppose?
[16:16:16] Zihao : Bad answer Bockers!
[16:16:19] Zihao : Show some balls!
[16:16:29] Zihao : "I'm the candidate damnit" was the correct answer
[16:16:38] Null Abarada : I know I can easily be Kazekage.
[16:16:55] Null Abarada : But thats not my place to say.
[16:16:58] Zihao : It would be difficult for someone else?
[16:17:07] @ Austin : Hmm
[16:17:18] @ Austin : Its between Bockers and Null for Kazekage, I think
[16:17:34] Zihao : Who's Null?
[16:17:43] Null Abarada : >.<
[16:17:49] @ Austin : Some weird guy...
[16:17:51] @ Austin : I dunno
[16:17:56] Zihao : Yeah
[16:18:00] Zihao : give it to Bockers
[16:18:05] Zihao : Null sounds like an idiot
[16:18:06] Null Abarada : BASTARDS!!!!
[16:18:06] @ Austin : So how far along is Bockers with your child, Zihao?
[16:18:13] Null Abarada is Disconnected on Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:18 pm
[16:18:22] Zihao : lol
[16:18:28] @ Austin : Awww, we were only kidding, Nully
[16:18:30] Zihao : People love me