Memoirs of a Chocohaulic

The light sound of nibbling rang out on the mourning breeze that sweept through Konohagakure. The light scent of chocolate wafted to the nose of the young kage as he gentley gulped down a small bite, taking delight in its beautiful flavor. He loved it going down. It was a beautiful thing for him. He looked down at the bar in his hand, half left. He looked down gently, from where he sat on his face on the Hokage Mountain. The light over the mountain gentley moved over the village as the sun slowly rose. He gave a soft blink, swallowing another bite of chocolate as its sent faded among a particularly large gust of wind. He sighed. His face on the mountain stood resolute, just as his face sagged gently, thinking about all the stress of his job. A light shiver traveled up his spine, being alone...But he exhaled...He was in Konohagakure, his family was all around.

"Henge," mumbled Naveen after she had infiltrated Konoha no Kuni. The plan was not to destroy Konoha yet as it was too oblivious to do that already and with the recent surplus of Konoha Nnja. She was currently in an alley-way and had henged into a simple woman. Instead of her Akatsuki cloak, she wore a dark cloak but her henge changed the clothes into simple clothes that consisted of tights, a white camisole and a white mini skirt. She had warm brown hair and was of tan skin. "Where to go? she wondered in her head. Currently she was on a mission but nothing horrible. She needed to get familiar with the village. She stopped at a small vendor. "Erm, can I get an onigiri?" she asked and was handed over the simple rice ball wrapped around seaweed. She took it in her hand and took a bite out of the semi-warm food as she walked through the streets.

It was a nice village indeed, her first time in Konohagakure. Thats when she had saw the mountain. Hm. She walked up there via the steps that were on the inside of the hollow mountain. When she reached the top via the small opening that a rock covered, she made sure that she was to take note of that. But thats when she saw a guy on top of the mountain. Wanting to stay stealthy, she took a step forward. But unsure for her, she tripped! She hit the ground with a loud thud. She groaned and rubbed at her head, knowing that he'll notice her now.

With a final bite, Fudo turned his head to look at the tripped girl. He allowed the chocolate to gently fall to the ground and in a flash he was at the girls feet. He let out a small croak from under the large Hokage hat, bearing the red fire symbol as he wrapped an arm around her waist, hauling her to her feet. His blue eyes sparkled with amusement as he stiffled a laugh, leaning back a little, stretching out his back before he leaned forward a little again. "You okay? You have to be careful when you fall...Especially when wearing a mini-skirt..." He stated, laughing a little as his eyes drifted to the small skirt that clung to her form as his eyes moved back up to look at her face. "So who are you?"

She looked upwards towards him, just looking at the red kage hat with the fire symbol upon it. Of all the people she could've possibly ran into here, it just had to be the Hokage. Stupid. She watched his eyes drift down towards the slightly upturning skirt. She had the urge to say something so she had. "My face is over here," she said in a monotone voice. She looked up as he now looked at her face, rolling around as she brushed the dust off of the white mini skirt. It still remained clean, enough at least. She lifted herself upwards and stood erect, glancing at the tan skin of the girl she had henged to. Luckily, Konoha no Kuni was a large place and the Hokage wouldn't seem to know just about everybody. He asked her her name and she thought about it for a while. The crisp golden eyes of her henge stared into him. She needed to loosen up to play the part at last. "Arisu," she stated simply.

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Fudo gently tapped his finger against his chin, as if pondering it. He let out a gentle sigh, rubbing his hand through his blonde hair as he thought. "Arisu...Arisu...It sounds familiar..." He blinked, taking a step close to her, face mearly inches from hers as he stared at her face. "You seem familiar...Have I seen you around the village?" He asked, riffling through his pockets to pull out a large chocolate bar. "Oh! You want some?"

The V-neck of her clear white tank top was stretching down a little low so she moved her hands down to it and pulled it up just slightly. It was early morning and not many people were out in the village. She was facing away from the mountain and out into the village. The village was just about to get bustling, still half an hour to an hour of time to peak. She didnt know the exact time as she infiltrated early morning around 3 am and stayed in an unlocked home until sunup. The sun was raising behind them and as the sunlight reflected off of her back it glistened and it surrounded her as if she was an angel. While this was happening, the following actions had occurred.

She smiled in triumph, well in her head at least, when he said the name was familiar enough. Arisu was the name of her best friend in the academy back at Otogakure and this is the first thing she remembered. He put his face merely inches away from hers and as he opened his mouth to speak, the aroma of chocolate arranged towards her nose as she tried to decipher the flavor. Almonds with Raspberry filling, she had presume and she nodded right after he had stated whether she saw him around the village. She was taking in his features and he was rather attractive in her honest opinion but he was a Hokage and she a member of Akatsuki. She looked at the large chocolate. "Hai," she replied simply once more as he asked if she wanted some of the chocolate.

Breaking off a small piece of chocolate, he placed in gently in the girl's hands, as the rasberry filling gently slipped out at the breaking point of the chocolate. Fudo gave it a delicious sniff. "Ahh...Chocolate makes everything better." He said to the girl. She looked rather attractive in the eyes of the young kage, but then again what raging teen in the middle of puberty didn't think a girl was attractive. He couldn't quite put his finger on it but she was still fairly attractive. He sighed. "So what do you do?"

She held out her hand, with her palm placed up. Her palms were smooth and rather open as the piece was put into her hand as the raspberry filling poured out slowly into her hands. She took the piece of chocolate between her long and slender fingers; specifically her middle and index finger. She slipped it between her thin lips that were glossed by a peach lip gloss. Probably to him they look soft and radiant...like he wanted to kiss them. She could taste the flavor before she even started to chew. Her saliva fell onto the chocolate allowing it to slowly dissolve upon her tongue. She pressed it against the roof of her mouth. It tasted like heaven. Chocolate did make everything better at this point. It made her free of her problems...she really did need to pick up a crate of these chocolates. She had to think so while she was eating, she made a chewing motion as if to make time. She finally "swallowed" after she thought of an answer. If she said ninja, he would probably know her and look up files. If she said medic, he'd probably know them to so she went with something simple. "I'm a nonja," that was a term for a person who lived in a shinobi village but wasn't a shinobi. "I'm job searching," she said, trying to make her sentences as short as she could.

Fudo gently nodded, sliding a piece of chocolate into his mouth, gently swallowing it as a silent croak weaved passed his lips. he was too distracted to care at that moment, as his eyes were locked with her lips. They were positively radiant. He blinked, eyes somewhat glossing over as they honed in on her lips. After a minute he shook his head, he needed to collect his thoughts. He sighed adn held out a full bar of the chocolate for her to take. "Then here...For you to snack on while you job search...I heard that there are some opens spots at Ichiraku's Ramen...What of job are you looking for?"

The chocolate was great, but it had stuck against her lips and she felt it there. She slowly caught him looking at her lips and she tried to ignore it, bringing a finger up to her lips as she wiped it away and pressed her finger between her thin lips. She sucked on her finger and licked the excess chocolate, taking her finger away and putting her arms back into the natural position at her sides. Then she found a full chocolate bar put out in front of her. Her lips perked up into a smile. One of the first ones that she had in a several couple months. He made her smile...that was rare. She put her hand out and let the chocolate bar slip into her hands. It was a large bar of chocolate and she held it into her hand...having no pockets on her tank top she continued to hold it in her hand, nodding once. "I'm just looking for anything. To just make a living," she said simply. At first she planned on having a longer sentence but she cut it down. She saw the henge slightly wearing off. Shit. Her hair was slightly darkening now, but barely.

Fudo's eyes widened gently, intaking ehr gently sucking on her finger. He felt heat rush to his cheeks as he blushed lightly, breaking eye contact as his look switched to her hair, to move from her eyes. His gaze ended up on her hair, careful eyes gently taking in the details of her delicate hair, when suddenly it looked liked her hair was growing darker. He blinked. Were his eyes playing tricks on him? He blinked again rubbing his eyes as he watched a small look of unusual feeling on her face. "Something wrong?" He asked.

Their faces were of close proximity and she could feel the chocolate on his breath just slowly. She watched him blush at what she done and she forgot of the seductive motion what she had done. She felt the henge wearing off...she needed to disguise her continuing onwards with the technique. She took in a simple breath as he asked if something was wrong. She mumbled and then slowly her muscles narrowed. She returned to her original height. Poof! In a cloud of smoke her body was suddenly supposed to transform and it cleared slowly as she returned to her true form. She wanted to move away quickly but there was no time. She hadn't learned the Shunshin technique yet and she remained with onyx black eyes that stared right into him and her volumized ebony locks upon her head. Her fingernails were planted the darkest shade of black as she was then revealed in her tight hot pink top that clung against her curves, that was cropped upwards so that it ended right where the bellybutton ended. "Persucation..." she whispered in a gothic voice, fingering at her tanto in case he was to recognize her and attack.

Fudo blinked. His eyes bulged. Why did it just so happen the girl he was getting along with turn out to be a criminal. In a flash his hands were together and he Shunshined behind her, his metal gauntlet grasping around her neck and lifting her off the ground. He growled, some part angry, some part irritated. The chocolate that was half chewed in his mouth slowly slipped down his throat as he glared. "Why...Are you in my village?" Crooooak. "And why do I have to start developing a crush on you and you turn out to be an Akatsuki?" He asked. What was he to do now? His breath began to hitch a little. He needed to calm down, he was in the village, he had the upperhand.

While she looked forward towards him he wasn't there, with the use of Shunshin and he simply appeared behind her. She had felt the breath of him towards her ear and upon the back of her neck simply. His metal gauntlet grasped her neck and lifted her off the ground. She blinked simply, as if this was casual enough. Her hands were primarily free and in a swift motion she could draw her tanto and stab into him. His breath began to hitch and she still remained calm, looking straight in front of her without emotion. He started developing a crush on her? That made her smile once again but he asked why was she in the village. "I'm here to map Konoha," she said in her simple monotone voice. She had led him on up to here but for now it was a bad moment for her. She acted as if her arms were bounded of which they weren't as she once more blinked for a second, immediately after saying Konoha.

His eyes drew to a close as he let out what felt like one of the longest breathes in his life. I know you are an Akatsuki...You're in the Bingo Book..." The yonug kage stated to the younger criminal. He rubbed his temples gently with his spare hand as his grip loosened a bit on his crush. "So why are you really here?" He asked the female, gently narrowing his eyes as he glared at her.

She stood emotionless and still from the "glare" after he had spoke. Was he stupid? She knew that she was in the Bingo Books and she was really here. She thought for a second as she had just stated why she was here. Mapping Konoha allowed the organization to be able to know where everything is, where to hit, where the main streets were. Her brown hair drooped down simply as she wanted to move the bang that was covering her crystalline blue eyes. She took her hand and moved it towards her tanto and quickly drew it and and swung it backwards, aiming for the side of his face with her left hand, towards the left side of her face as well. She did this swift movement right within a second, hoping the cut will startle him and loosen his grip to allow her to escape

CROOOAK
The loud sound boomed in the stoach of the kage as he lept backwards, narrowly avoiding the blade due to his super human, bijuu enhanced juping. His leps met in a small growl which turned more into another croak. "Crooooak...Why do you have to fiiiiight?" He asked, as he gently raised his gauntlet, and a few scattered senbon beamed at the girl. "But I can fight baaaaack just as muuuuch."

She felt a large croak boom into her ears, it was huge...like chakra enhanced. She stutter stepped pulling back her left tanto and putting into the holder, simply. His leaping backwards had freed her and as he did so she jumped back to length the range between the two of them, now it became a full 15 meters. The jump was massive and she had not ceased to know that, it was almost impossible. She looked onto him as she listened to what he said. Croooak? She mumbled as the senbon beamed. They were scattered around and she simply moved to the left to dodge the first few completely and back to the right to narrowly avoid the next one. But this set up right for her next technique.

Right after she dodged she stared at him for only a second and said two simple words in her casual monotone style. "Retsudo Tenshō," immediately after saying this the ground underneath the kage would begin to spiral in. In its entirety, it would bury him alive and/or crush him to death. Since they were in a rocky area, it was much more lethal then it would be somewhere else. After using the technique, she made sure that she wasn't too close to the edge of the Hokage Mountain. Of course, this would cause infamous damage to the mountain but she waited for his retaliation.

CROOOOOOOOOAK!
The croak was filled with rage as Fudo pulled his hands into his chest as aveil of green energy surrounded him, bubling and gurgling as it bulged around his head, like two large eyes, as a simple tail formed behind him. His eyes flashed green as he kneeled down, beofre jumping over thirty feet into the ari, lunging forwards, fut thrown out, angling it at her. His strength was rivaling that of the 5th Hokage's. The power from this blow would dent steal, break stone, and crush bones. She had to move quickly. Her sword couldn't save her here.

Another large croak filled the area and Naveen felt worried as she watched him...the green energy surrounding him as he began to transform. He was one of them...the tragic beasts! But before he jumped as she had quickly used the abilities supplied to her and manipulated the molecules of the earth right below her to get a decent amount of medium for the technique. She then created a thick dust out of the molecules that was fused with chakra where it was unable to be seen through. This was to seal her exit. Since he was jumping thirty feet, it would be a long way up and a long way down as well. His foot was angled towards the dust but she simply used a jutsu.

Dochū Senkō was the technique that she used. Sinking through the ground and projection forward right when he was still jumping and as he was coming down for the kick she was already at the place from which he jumped. From there she traveled through the rocks and from behind the Hokage Mountain, out into what was her freedom. For now.

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Croak...Croooooak...
The noises died down gently, as his foot came in contact with the rough stone of the mountain, smashing a large chunck of the statue that was his face into rubble. The stone shunks gently fell from the mountain, landing gently at the base of the village, to the fears of teh villagers. The face of the current hokage engraved in the mount was only a mouth, nose, cheeks, and one left eye. The other eye and forhead were smashed to bits by the collision and sipersing of the force. Fudo pulled his leg back as the green aura faded, poping his foot gently as he slowly started his descent down the mountain, aura completely gone as he motioned towards the stone stairs.


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